Spaß mit Inkasso-Firmen

[Ipsissimus]

http://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/showthread.html?t=741653

After having an all out argument with Capital One where my card was used fraudulently - they decided because I take care of my card then it MUST be my fault.

So they passed it over to Debitas who have written the normal threatening letters, so I have written to them asking for the CCA etc. They have been calling persistently now for weeks - so today I decided to have some fun:

Debitas: Hello can I speak to Mr X
Me: You are
Debitas: Ok, can you confirm your date of birth
Me: Nope
Debitas: Sorry
Me: You're forgiven
Debitas: Sorry
Me: ...
Debitas: I guess you know what this is about - call us back (hangs up)

Call 2:
Debitas: Hello can I speak to Mr X
Me: Who?
Debitas: Mr X
Me: Why would you like to speak to him?
Debitas: Sorry...?
Me: You're forgiven
Debitas: Is this Mr X
Me: Oh, well why don't you tell me your name first
Debitas: That's irrelevant
Me: But if you want to get to know me then it's only right I get to know you as well
Debitas: (hangs up)

Call 3:
Debitas: Hello, can I speak to Mr X
Me: He's dead
Debitas: Oh, can you send us a copy of the death certificate?
Me: Nope - I don't know who you are
Debitas: We are Debitas Legal Services part of the capital one group
Me: And...?
Debitas: Erm, give me a sec (hangs up)

Call 4:
Debitas: Hello, can I...
Me: (interupting) I was just sleeping
Debitas: Can I speak to...
Me: (interupting) What, I'm going back to sleep (hangs up)

Call 5:
Debitas: Hello, can I speak to Mr X
Me: Only if I can speak to Santa Claus
Debitas: Sorry (hangs up)

I'm getting to enjoy this now - what other questions should I ask?



das ist nur das Posting, mit dem der User zincoxide den Thread eröffnet hat. Was folgt, sind 25 Seiten mit den unglaublichsten Telefonaten, die mensch sich vorstellen kann. Ich habe mich gekringelt vor Lachen^^

[Lykurg]

Fantastisch... ich auch - erst nach 16 Seiten (!) löst sich die Geschichte auf - hab lange nicht mehr so gelacht. Und die Hinweise zum Umgang mit Telemarketing sind sehr nützlich. Die Variante mit "Ich würd' ja schrecklich genr, aber ich muß grad an die Tür, warten Sie doch bitte kurz" ... und den Hörer beiseitelegen klingt äußerst brauchbar, auch um Mitmenschen vor den Anrufen zu verschonen.