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Coole Idee:
Buffy:
Xander (soll grad irgendwelche Bücher einordnen): Ich verstehe ihr verrückte System nicht!
Giles: Mein verrücktes System? Das nennt man Alphabet...
Willow: "Well, you know, I have a choice. I can spend my life waiting for Xander to go out with every other girl in the world until he notices me. Or I can just get on with my life."
Buffy: "Good fou you."
Willow: "Well, I didn't choose yet."
Buffy: "So, we're talking about a guy?"
Willow: "Not exactly a guy. For us to have a conversation about a guy, there'd have to be a guy for us to have a conversation about. Was that a sentence?"
Xander: "You took a bath."
Buffy: "Yeah, I often do. I'm actually known for it."
Buffy: "I just get messed sometimes. I wish we could be regular kids."
Angel: "I'll never be a kid."
Buffy: "All right, a regular kid and her cradle-robbing, creature-of-the-night boyfriend."
Xander: "Please, I'm so over her! Did she, um, mention when she might be getting back? About wich I do not care!"
Xander: "I'm a man, I have certain desires, certain needs."
Willow: "AH, I don't want to know!"
Cordelia: "Is Mr. I'm-the-lead-sing-I'm-so-great-I-don't-have-to-show-up-for-my-date-or-even-call going to be there?"
Oz: "Yeah. You know, he's just going by Devon now."
Cordelia: Well, you can tell him that I don't care, and that I didn't even mention it, and that I didn't even see yo, so that's just fine."
Oz: "So, what do I tell him?"
Cordelia: "Nothing. Geeze, get with the program!"
Willow: "The other night I dreamed that Xander...Uh, it wasn't Xander. In fact, it wasn't me. In fact, it was a friend's dream and she can't remember it."
Buffy: "I suppose some girls might find him good-looking. If they have eyes. Okay, he's a honey!"
Mr. Whitmore: "How many of us have lost countless productive hours plagued by unwanted sexual thoughts and feelings."
Xander: "Yes!"
Mr. Whitmore: "That was a rhetorical question, Mr. Harris, not a poll!"
Xander: "That's why you're so cool! You're like a guy! You're my guy friend that knows about girl stuff."
Willow: "Oh, great. I'm a guy."
Buffy to Xander: "You're not like other boys at all. You are totally and completely one of the girls!"
Xander: "We're your bosom friends, the freinds of your bosom."
Xander: "are we overlooking the possibility that she may be very attracted to me?...She's possessed."
Xander: "Buffy, Ford was just telling us about the ninth grade beauty contest ant the, uh, swimsuit contest?"
Buffy: "Oh my god, Ford, stop that. The more people you tell, the more people I hae to kill."
Ford: "You can't touch me, Summers. I know all your darkest secrets."
Xander: "Care to make a small wager on that?"
Xander: "I laugh in the face of danger! Then I hide until it goes away."
Giles: "Why should someone want to harm Cordelia?"
Willow: "Maybe because they met her? ...Did *I* said that?"
Principal Snyder: "There are some things I can just smell. It's like a 6th sense."
Giles: "Well, actually, that would be one of the five."
Buffy: "Speak english, not whatever they speak in,...um"
Giles: "England?"
Principal Snyder: "On the other hand, Sheila has never burned down a school building."
Buffy: "Well, that was never proven. The fire marshal said it could have been mice."
Snyder: "Mice."
Buffy: "Mice that are...smoking?"
Buffy: "I don't take orders. I do things my way."
Kendra: "No wonder you died."
Buffy: "vamipes are creeps."
Giles: "Yes, that's why one slays them."
Willow: "There's a Slayer handbook?"
Buffy: "Wait, handbook? What handbook? How come I don't have a handbook?"
Willow: "Is there a t-shirt, too? Cause that would be cool."
Giles: "You're not, by any chance, betraying your secret identity just to impress, um, cute boys, are you?"
Buffy: "If the apocalypse comes, beep me."
Giles: "Buffy, when I said you could slay vampirs and have a social life, Id didn't mean at the same time!"
Willow: Uh, Angel, if I say something you relly don't want to hear, do you promise not to bite me?"
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